What in zee heck?! (Nyra, complete)

Chopsuey angrilly squinted around. Bright sunlight ..... He could care less about such a thing. After all, most of his life ws spent without it. But it seemed like an extravagent change from Traverse town's permament night fall ..... He wondered .... could there be humans?

"What. The. Hell?"

"Hmm?" Chopsuey suddenly growled. He quickly turned around in paranoia, half-expecting a viscious alien warrior sneaking up on him. "MEEGA NALA QWEESTA!" The green being yelled as he fired his gun. It wasn't his regular plasma cannon though ..... he decided to use his short-ranged teleport gun instead.

A green beam fired at the human girl (Nyra). The collision caused her to suddenly start spinning around in place before disappearing from sight! ...... She would reappear somewhere else, but still nearby for Chopsuey to see .....wherever she goes .....

(sorry, but it aint big. i'll do that no more. I promise)

Chopsuey continued his panicked, uneasy snarl. Strange ..... his victim was no where in site ..... Was said victim accidently vaporized? Chopsuey wondered while scratching his head and staring at his gun. Another question popped up .... What was that thing he fired at? He didn't even bother to look before firing, a trait he prides himself in.

"Hey, now you wait a minute there! Who are you? What the heck is that thing?"

Chopsuey turned around in shock. Shocked to see another human being on a planet not in the sol system .... a female one with dark hair. What was going on? First, Traverse Town, a planet that most definitley was not earth, was populated mainly by humans. Now, he reached another planet with atleast one human on it ..... Judging by her dizzy appearance, she must've been the target he had originally fired at .... Chopsuey remained alert and angry, but lightened up enough to have a "friendly" chat.

"Who? Me? Theez?" Chopsuey playfully pointed to himself, then to both of his guns. "My nehm eez of no eemportence for now .... Theez, on the other hend, eez my teleporter ray. Eez really fun ride, no? You like thee speeneeng?" The furry monster chuckled. He fired a beam from his gun again at the girl. It didn't matter if she was randomly teleported again or if she dodged the shot, he would still answer with: "So then .... who are YOU? What plehnet and systeem ehm I on? I seek ensers!"

Chopsuey's little victorious smirk quickly brushed off his face. The girl couldn't help but be transported randomly, much to her chagrin. But it appears as though she was keeping her wits about her ..... and judging by her tone of voice, she must have been insulting him or something while answering his question. The experiment's growling and his squinted eyes showed obvious anger towards the girl, but he tried to keep his paience.

"Nyra, eh? Such eh non-human name. Etleast, not eny name I would expect to hear." Chopsuey said while observing Nyra's face ..... She seems to be thinking of something, something behind that patronizing grin. "Why does she have to treat me like a kid or something?" he thought. It was getting on his easily broken nerves. "Sooooo .... I leave one town only to enter eh-nother one! Theez .... Twilight Town ...."

Chopsuey, still snarling, jumped over to the human. She was much taller than him, but he wouldn't let size get in the way. He pointed his plasma cannon at the girl's neck. He pointed his teleporter gun at her, but he didn't plan on using it again yet. "THEEZ gun eezn't a teleporter, eef you cetch my dreeft! I weell not take your eensults! Explain to me the way of life of theez town! What heppens? Thee currency? POLEETEEKS!"

"Don't pleh games weeth ME, leetle human! I - ..... You eh ..... you just got here?" Chopsuey's gargling growl of a voice suddenly lightened up into a sincere, almost dumbfounded question. He ignored the fact that she didn't know what politics were, or even how to properly pronounce it. "Err .... You aren't of theez plehce?" He asked again, quickly lowering his gun from Nyra's neck.

"Well then ..... Tell me .... What are you do-eeng here?"

Suddenly, a small group of people had shown up to the sandlot, having heard the sudden commotion of the spaceship crash. At first, they were perplexed by the strange, large red machine that had left piles of debris all around it .... Then they stared in disbelief at a scary green monster midget pointing something at a woman's throat. "Hmm .... too meny people .... Leesten girl, explain yourself to me in that beeldeeng over there." He whispered while pointing at the large, shut garage door.

One of the people from the group, an older man, approached the two strangers and spoke to Nyra. "Um ..... are there any .... problems, ma'am?"

Chopsuey, not letting Nyra get a chance to explain this dangerous situation to a stranger, fired his teleporter gun at her again. She began rapidly and crazily spinning in place again before vanishing into thin air, much to the man's confusion. The green alien fired his gun at himself as well, causing him to go crazy in a spasm before disappearing ..... He reappeared inside the garage. Nothing inside besides dust, webs, and some struggle supplies ..... he waited for Nyra to reappear. These teleports are quite random, so it's possible she may have went off course a little .....

Chopsuey made a slight chuckle. This girl can't see her way that well enough in this darkness, but HE could. Chopsuey blinked once. His black eyes suddenly glowed an eerie neon green. Now he could see things a bit more clearly. He paused a few seconds to study his surroundings, and then darted his eyes at the girl.

"Well? Whaddya mean "well"? I'm the one weeth the gun! I ehm the eenteragater!" The experiment angrilly lashed back at Nyra. His green eyes penetrated the darkness to stare back into her own eyes ..... he finally looked away and sighed to himself. "Okay then. I ehm Chopsuey. I come from secret leb on esteroid. Eef you want to be formal .... AND stress my superiority to you, you weel refer to me ez 621." He gurgled out with a smile.

"I ehm lookeeng around for .... how you seh .... a new "job". Baseekly. Sometheeng to keep myself occupied. ..... So how eh'bout YOU, human girl? What are you doeeng here?"

Chopsuey's green eyes widened to point of resembling two huge ghost orbs. Her world? Destroyed? by darkness? .... That sounds no different from what had happened to himself quite a while ago. Or more like, what had happened to that snooty planet, Earth. The fact that she had landed in that exact same place he had "Traverse Town" makes things even more exciting! The green experiment felt like interuppting, but stopped upon hearing the name; "Zetsu" .... "Zetsu? .... sounds like a tanarkian phlagmartin ...." (yeah, I made up an alien race!)

Chopsuey decided that such small, mundane stories about guys named "Zetsu" or about "training" here in town would be rather boring, so as soon as Nyra asked him a question, Chopsuey answered with a compressed telling of what had happened to himself .... ".... M- .... MY world was overtaken by darkness too .... Monsters appeared een every corner to spread CHAOS. Thoze strange shadow creatures caused more destruction than I could!" Chopsuey bitterly admitted. " ..... The job I look for ... eez one weeth danger. Like field work for science! Field work eenvolving thoze shadow monsters and their habeets. I weesh to study theez darkness, and train for eet. How to fight and combat eet to deefend myself!" He decidedly left out the part of him wanting to learn how to use the darkness .... He did want to train himself in fighting the shadowy monsters though.