1. Ellie
2. Kairi
3. Coffee
4. Selphie
5. Daichi
6. Sora
7. Ansem
8. Helga
9. Larxene
10. Riku
MWAHAHAHAHAHA, and now for the qweeestioooons!:
1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Selphie: Girl tiiiiiiiiiem!
Okay we can play Twister, Hungry Hungry Hippo, *rambling*
Coffee: *looks Helga up and down* ...me you...twister...birthday suits and baby oil
Helga:
you got to be kidding me2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.
Daichi: -3- *grumbles at the red skanky outfit Ellie got him wearing*
Annoucer: Ladies and Gentlemen the lucioooous ICHIGO
Daichi: *growls* I am a man not some fruity stripper
Larxene: Come ooon boy toy take it off!
Daichi: I...am not...a stripper.
Larxene: *lightening charges in her finger tips* Get...on...that pole
Daichi: NO!
Larxene: GEEET OOON THAT POLE ICHIGO!
Daichi: NOOO!
Larxene: *pimp slaps and whips out the whip*
--major fight breaks out--
3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose 1 or 6?
Ellie: o3o;; wait...I have to choose me and Sora.
Ellie1:
yeah
Sora: >> you should've totally made someone else number 1.
Ellie: >.< I knooow epic fail.
Ellie1:
STAY WITH MEEE!
Ellie:...duuude...she's creeping me out.
Sora: But she's you...
Ellie1: >O *demonic voice* STAAAY WITH MEEEE!
Ellie: =o Sora final answer.
4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?
Kairi & Ansem: *making out*
Riku: Hey Kairi, Sora and I.....*feels something caught in his throat and slowly chokes* ack ack ack *cluthes throat and die of vomit*
Ellie: *pokes head in* that's meeeessed up dude.
Kairi:...he's...a great kisser.
Ansem: I did made Man Sex.
Kairi: teehee
5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
Coffee: Normally I don't pick up little boys, but you I will make an exception.
Sora: ^^;; heheheh you don't say.
Coffee: "You look so tastey I can eat you up aliiiive"
Sora: O.o is that BoA?
Helga: *glares* so twister meant absolutely nothing to you.
Coffee: -3- don't hate the player hate the game.
6) 4 jumps you in a dark allyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10,2 or 7?
Ellie:
*skips* laaa dee daaah de daaah
Selphie: HIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAA * tackles Ellie* PLAY WITH MEEEE
Ellie: *wargs* OH MY GAAAWD HEEEELP MEEEEEE
Selphie:
YesterdayTidussaidIlookedcutetodayandIwaslikeomgandhewaslikeyouwannagooutandIwaslikeomg.
Ellie: *slowly dying* HEEEEELP RIKU HEEELP
Riku: *was walking by a freezes* << I don't know of this Riku you speak of... *walks quickly away*
Ellie: YOOOU YOOU THERE HEEEELP ME!
Selphie: ThenwewenttothemoviesandwesawWakkathereandyouknowwhohecamewith.
Kairi: .__.;; *looks into the distant* Mom...what?...you need my help with something.
Ellie: >O YOUR MOOOM IS NOT HEEEEERE YOU-
Kairi:
Okay Mom I'm coming *sprints*
Selphie: IthinkhernamewasLuluorsomethingandshegivesmetheheebiejeebiesIthinkshe's.....emooooo
Ansem:...tsk tsk...be my minion and I will save you.
Ellie: x.x DEAL!
7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minetes later what is happening?
Ellie:
It's cooking time with Ellie! *puts cake in the oven and goes watch tv.*
Selphie: *humming..and stares at oven*...it's not...400...it's...8:25....*increases the baking heat to 825 degrees*
There's that's more accurate *waltz away*
Everyone: *standing outside homeless because the house burnt done*
Riku: for now on...Ellie can NOT cook ANYMORE!
Sora: ttch you're telling me.
Coffee: Who let her near the bloody oven anyway?
Helga: *mumbling behind ball gag, while bound by handcuffs*
Coffee: ...sorry babe *removes gag*
Helga: I swear if I had my hands I would strangle you.
Ellie: T___T I'm soooorry...wait...why you're in handcuffs.
Coffee: -3- that's classified
Selphie: *walks up to everyone* heeey why are you guys outside...hey...Ellie you know the oven was off...it was like 4:25 but I changed it to 8:25
so all is good.
Ellie: ....that wasn't the time that was the baking...temperature.
Everyone: *looks at Selphie*
Ansem: >O CRUCIFY THE IDIOT!
Larxene: >O AAAARG *grabs lightening bolt*
Selphie: *running from angry mob*
8) 5 is in a car crash and is critictly injured. What does 9 do?
Daichi: @.@ ooooooooh
Larxene: Hahahahahahahahahahahah *points and laugh*
Daichi: *groans in pain* you always have to be a *beep*
Larxene: Hahahahahaha *grabs gasoline and pours it over car* hahahahahahaah
Daichi: w-w-wait what are you doing?
Larxene: *snickers and charges lightening in hand* Noow my little Ichigo...say it.
Daichi: n-n-never!
Larxene: SAAY IT OR YOU WILL BE A BURNT RICE KRISPIE!
Daichi: I, Ichigo, is Mistress Larxene's *beep* and my milkshake...brings...all the boys to the yard.
Larxene: >O LOUDER!
Daichi: T_T la la la la laaaa
9) 3 has to marry either 8,4 or 9. Who do they chose?
Coffee:...wtfagun...Marriage?!
Ellie: well that's what it said.
Coffee: -3- who said I wanted to get married.
Selphie: *starry eyed and hugs Coffee*
teehee I can be your...*looks in her ghettofabulous dictionary* Wifey!
Coffee: -3- ...where did she get that?
Ellie: -3- from Audrey...she tried to learn spanish...and now slang.
Selphie: *reads* I can be...your...Ride to Die 8DD Homies...over...Hoes
Coffee: ...no...never...no...anyone but her.
Larxene: then that means you only have one choice *giggles*
Ellie: ...pick on...the quirky jailbait...or the masochist.
Coffee: *groans* -3- Jailbait...
.....later....
Coffee: *counting money*
Ellie: so how's the marriage.
Coffee: eeeh
Ellie: D: heeey where get that from...can I have a 20? <3
Coffee: Sure thing...it's from Selphie Insurance
Ellie: .____.
Coffee: Til death do us part.
Ellie: ....you're SIIIICK!
10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
Ansem: *have Kairi locked up in a room* You will only get Kairi back if you give me Riku.
Daichi: *snorts* well you're S.O.L. You've been robed. You had a better chance with number 6.
Ansem: What I thought you were...*looks at six* Damn...Sora's number 6 not 5 *pouts*
Daichi: *sings* Epic Faaaaaaail
Ansem: *punts Daichi and goes back to making out with Kairi*
11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?
Ellie: ._. AGAIN!
Ellie1: ^^ *squeals*
Sora:...you really need to take care of that.
Ellie:...you're the one with the keyblade.
Ellie1: *hugs Ellie* we're going to have sooo much fuuun together.
Sora: oh yeah I forgot.
Ellie: x.x you get her off...and I'll give you Kairi.
Sora: *folds arms over chest* --; for how long?
Ellie: >> uuuh 6 months
Sora: -3- 7
Ellie1: *snuggles*
Ellie: =3= 5
Sora: *growls* damn fine 6...and we get to go on dates and eat a paopu fruit.
Ellie: >O no way that way it won't be 6 months you will be bound forever!
Sora: u.u fine go find someone else.
Ellie: >O FINE!
----
Sora:...about Kairi.
Ellie: ...O.o whatchu talking about?
Sora: -3- our...DEAL!
Ellie: -3- boy you should put that in writing.
Sora: >O RAAAWR *tackles*
Ellie *flails* GAAAAH
12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
Riku: *tugs on the horses' reigns*
Selphie: vroom vroom vrooom
Riku: Selphie...it's...a horse.
Selphie: >O Hey you promised you will spend on day with me SO SHUT IT!
Riku: -3- fine...
Ellie: on your mark get set go!
Selphie: *storms off* YEEE-HAA
Riku: *watches until she's a speck...and gets of chariot* -3- I will be at my trailor.
Ellie:....meanie
13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
Coffee: *sits on the couch skimming through the tv channels*
Ellie: >O okay here's the plan. Riku you get the legs.
Riku: -3- no way...for she can kick me she's a VIERA
Ellie: >O Ssssh. o3o *peaks over counter top*
Coffee: *clicks to another channel*
Ellie: -- stop being a pansy. You can get a leg.
Riku: ...she's wearing stilletos.
Larxene: Stilletos pumps in the club *sings*
Selphie: yeah you ever thought that these girls would get crunk *sings with*
Ellie and Riku: ==;;
Ansem: How about Selphie and Larxene get the legs?
Selphie:
We're TEAMMAAATES *glomps Larxene*
Ellie: >O SSSSSSH
Sora: *peaks over counter top* .__.
Coffee: *watches animal planet*
Sora: All is clear.
Ellie: >> Okay...Helga you get the arms.
Helga: I perfer I get the rear. *is holding a paddle*
Everyone looks at her awkward Helga: It's classified.
Selphie: *whispers* she's kinda maaade about the twisteeer, the marriage, and the
Helga: *whacks Selphie*
Selphie: x.x *ko*
Ansem: -3- atleast she won't be talking
Larxene: I know she can talk my ears out.
Ellie: *snatches paddle away*
Helga: *snatches it back and knocks Ellie out with it* Who else wants it!
Daichi: *walks past all of them* ....I'm surrounded by idiots.
Kairi: *groans* this is too much thinking.
Sora: I knoow...can we just do a dog pile on a count of three...1....2 ....3
Everyone sprints only to see Coffee sitting on the countertop staring at them.
Riku: ...didn't vieras...have...high hearing.
Kairi: ....craaaaaaap.
Coffee: *is holding a big paddle* Now let's play a game...who will get whacked first.....1.....2....
Sora; RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!
14) Everyone is invite to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?
Ellie: Kairi do you take Riku to be your lawfully wedded husband.
Kairi: D: but I'm underage.
Sora: >O HEY WHERE'S THE PART I REJECT!
Ellie: there isn't one...and it's object
Sora: -3-...shut up
Ellie: See you should've stayed in school.
Ansem: I would like to object as well, because I want to be in this matrimony as well.
Ellie: Whaaaa?
Kairi: >> Is this even legal?
Ansem: The first time I laid lips on you I knew that you were the girl-
Coffee: -3- this is getting sappy...*leaves to go find Helga*
Ansem: and Riku the first time I was in your body.
Everyone: *crickets*
Sora: ...Riku you
Riku: No --
Ansem: Riku you remember those days...and nights.
Kairi: woooo when did this happened?
Ellie: O___O;;
Sora: T____T Riku you
Riku: *growls* No
Ansem: But you Riku you enjoyed it
Selphie: *waves arm in the air* Riku's gay?
...*cricketing*
Daichi: *laughing his arse off*
Riku: *blood boils* >O NO I AM NOT GAY! AND NO I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WITH HIM!!!
Ansem: I was actually referring when I took over your body...but I wouldn't mind the other
Riku: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
-church combusts-
15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Sora: T_____T YOU RAPED RIKUUUUUUU *runs and cries*
Ansem: >3
Riku: >O HE DID NOOOT!
16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
Riku: -- *grabs a book* I'm still pissed at you guys.
Everyone: *snuggles together*
Ellie:
Tell us about when you and Ansem-
Riku: *chucks book at Ellie's skull and leaves*
Ellie: x.x
Selphie: u.u you make me look bad...even I wouldn't asked that >> he's shyyyy
Riku: *another book flies to hit Selphie*
17) 1 arives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
Riku: ...why the hell are we doing this again.
Kairi: *shruggles* I dunno
Sora: *starts crying at the horrific memory of the last weeding*
Ellie:
I'm here...I'm here.
Ansem: She had to buy...me a tux...and she lost our rings.
Riku: ...OUR...RINGS
Ansem: yes our rings...we're getting married.
Riku: >O NO WE'RE NOT!
Sora: T___T *Cries a niagra falls*
Kairi: ...here we go again
Selphie:
it's okay Riku...gay marriage is legal nao
Riku: ......*steams* GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Ellie: RUUUN HE'S GOING SUPER SAYAN AGAIN!
--church combusts again*
Daichi: *still laughing is ass off*
18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happends?
Ellie:...What the hell?
Daichi: *makes out with Larxene* Mmm Mistress.
Larxene: dooown boy, you have to beg for it.
Ellie: -3- oh no no no no *shoves Larxene out*
Daichi: Mistress
Ellie: O__O what they hell did she do to you? *slaps* SNAP OUT OF IT
Daichi: Harder Mistress
Ellie: Gaaaah I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMOOOORE! I MUST CURE HIM!
Ellie: You owe me a favor.
Riku: ..The hell I don't.
Ellie: -3- I could've easily married you to Ansem
Riku: --;; fine what do you want?
Ellie: *whispers*
--next morning--
Daichi: *groan* oooh my head *clutches hair* Where am I? *squirms in sheets*
Riku: --;; *inhales and puts on poker face* hey babe you finally woke up.
Daichi: *eyes widened* No no no no no *punches Riku in the face and runs* I'LL NEVER DRINK AGAIN!
Ellie: >O score
Riku: -- I should punch you so hard.
Selphie: *pokes Ellie* you know it said 5 and 9 at your house....
Ellie: -3- who said I can't invite people to my house.
Selphie:
touche
Ellie: -- and why are you here?
Selphie:.... o-o;; good question
19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's brithday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
Helga:
Of all places they take me to the zoo Selphie:
See I told you would have the best birthday ever.
Helga:
That's why ...oh yes Selphie you totally went out of your way on this one.
Coffee: liar
Sora: o-o *elbows Coffee*
Coffee: *pushes Sora over* -- runt
Selphie: HELGIE!
Helga: ...what...did you called me?
Selphie:
I got a present for you HELGIE! *gives her yoyo*
Helga: -- thanks...*uses yo yo to hit Selphie*
Selphie: OW.
Helga: so what did you give me?
Coffee: u.u so selfish to demand for a gift. Aren't I giving enough for coming here?
Helga: What did you...give...me?
Coffee: ssssh I'll show you tonight *winks*
Helga: ..hmph -//- ...so where's Sora?
Selphie: :/ goood question.
Sora: *in a tiger cage*
HEY TIGGER
Coffee: -- idiot
20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
Everyone: >O WHY DID YOU BRING US IN HERE!
Ansem: == I'm still waiting for my wedding an honey moon.
Riku: *stabs Ansem in the chest with keyblade*
Sora: Dude...what's wrong with you?
Larxene: Yeah I know I'm supposed to be the crazy one.
Riku: *tenses*
Kairi: Riku this is only a game you know...
Coffee: the runt is taking everything so seriously...none of this stuff doesn't count.
Helga: So wait a minute...you're saying what we've been doing...means absolutely nothing.
Coffee: .__.;; >> Helga babe
Helga: Don't Helga Babe ME YOU JUST SAID!
Selphie: D: guuuuys where's the love?
Daichi: up the crack of a sadist.
Ellie: *watches everything out of amusement*
21) 9 murders 2 best friends. What does 2 do to get back at them?
Kairi: T___T I knew she was a bish, but not my buddiiiiies. *puts on long trench coat and goes for a walk*
Ansem: So I bring them back and slay Larxene you will marry me.
Kairi: -- how about I will convince Ellie to not pic you up as a charrie to torture you.
Ellie: 8DD
Ansem: ....deal
22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can surrvie. Does 6 save themself or 1?
Ellie: o3o;; Why do I always end up with you.
Sora: I have no idea.
Ellie: Well...only one of us can survive.
Sora:...yeeep
Ellie: *pushes Sora over and runs for it*
Sora: >O YOU WHORE WHY?
Ellie: -3- you're just a bunch of pixels and Kairi made a deal to bring you back << so you can go die.
23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
Selphie: o3o *reads instruction* Selphie when you see the red x...step on it...*steps on red x*...hmm now what...*looks up to see the question above her* --
24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
27) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)
31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?
(i'm soo not done x.x taking forever)