Fortunately / Unfortunately

[Era]

I'm resurrecting this idea because I remember it being fun before.

So the way this game works is simple. You try to tell a cohesive story using short sentences that are either fortunate or unfortunate (depending on the post order). The posts should always be the opposite of the one before it. So it should go:

Era says:
Once upon a time there was a big blue cat looking for the most expensive canned tuna.

Oswald says:
Fortunately, there was a king soopers close by.

Jade says:
Unfortunately, that king soopers didn't allow cats.

Jin says:
Fortunately, the cat could transform into a human for short periods of time.

And so on and so on.

So let's make a story! I'll start!

In the ever-sleepy Twilight Town of the Nightfall, there once lived an unfortunate Moogle who couldn't control his magic. His name was Fromm. Every time he tried to use his magic, something unpredictable would happen.