Letters to Santa

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Dear Santa Claus,

I would like more dirt. And a heater, if you could.

And limes. I miss limes.

And as long as we're asking.... I would really like for people to stop assuming that we're going to bring back the monarchy. It drives us nuts, and makes Leon feel like everyone's watching him.

-Aerith

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Dear Santa,

I would like a Hula-Hoop, and a quest, and some hot chocolate, and a remote-control airplane, and some magnets, and to see my family and friends and especially Taian who are all Not Here and very far away.

Thank you and I hope you have a good year!
-Lily Keralde

P.S. Shiru really wants his lost people, too, but he's not asking for that. I know cause I saw his letter. I don't think he thinks it can happen but since possibility is for breaking I'll tell you anyway. Also he wants a jar of bouncy-balls.

[qwertyuiopaz]

Santa,

Answers, written would be preferred.

Kaze

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Dear Santa Claus,

I hope you remember me. I just want some things that will keep my gummi ship stocked and moving, that's all. And maybe someone to talk to, but I doubt you can make those in your workshop.

-Sasha

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"Santa",

Do you exist?

Signed, you should know who this is, if you truly know when I'm sleeping or awake.
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Santa-

I don't know what I want for Christmas. To see my friends again is kind of cliche, so I guess I want more music.

Oh, and picks and strings for my baby. The wooden one.

RAYNER

[foxwish]

Dear Santa,

I don't know if you're real or not, but here goes nothin'!

So, yeah. This weasel's been a good one this year. Reeaaally good. I'm not lying, really! I haven't pranked no one (taunted and baited maybe, but certainly not pranked!) First, my friends. You know, Ryota, Niki and Kentaro? And my sister Uchiwa. I want them back here. Now.

Second. Donuts. Lots. Boxes of them. Enough to last me months would be nice.

Bring them to Traverse Town. In the alley. Where I have my home made out of wooden crates. You know where I'm talkin' about.

Your favorite weasel,
Kamatachi

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Dear Santa Clauz

Mele Kalikimaka! Lilo taught me how to say that back on the island... Nize, yez?

Anyway, what I want for Christmaz is just to see my family again. And to know if the other experimentz that I got separated from are alright.

Some AA batteriez and a flourezent light bulb would be nize too.

Sparky

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Dear Santa Claus,

I've been brought up to think that you're not real. So, I'm writing to you to see if you really do exist (seeing as half the crap that my parents have told me are false words anyway.) I've been a much better kid ever since I've returned to Radiant Garden, so I'll ask you for this...

1 - Better parents. Ones that won't teach their kids that being spoiled brats is a good thing.
2 - Speed up how fast the Gummi Ship my mechanics are working on is being made. I think I'm going stir crazy.
3 - Something to liven up my boring life. It's not too fun here anymore, even though strange people have been showing up lately.

That's all I want pretty much. I've already got enough munny to get most material items I might desire later.

Aristide Deforest

P.S. Damien wants a ball of yarn, a mouse cat-toy and a new water dish with pictures of stars on them
P.S.S. Scratch the mouse toy. He wants a fish. Fresh, preferably salt and pepper salmon with a hint of lemon. No cappers.

[mallorywillows240]

Dear Santa,

Gee, I haven't written in a while, now have I? What's it been, a year now? Time sure does fly when...

....well, I'm not really having much fun right now, but time sure does fly

For Christmas...I guess I just want Aros to stop bullying everyone on the cBox....he's so imaginative and enthusiastic...if only he used that for good...

Other than that, I'm still waiting for that Shetland Pony from when I was four....what has it been, ten years now?

Thanks for reading!
Mallory

P.S.
This year, I'm thinking of making chocolate-chocolate chip cookies...or would those be too rich?

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Dear Santa,

Although I'm not too sure of your existence, I need some things this year...preferrably free, but I understand if I must make some payments...

At anyrate, I'd like to open my own Inn...

...oh, and I'd also like Mallory to stop hanging around with the likes of Aros...he's just so....heartless (pun not intended, but laugh if you must)!

And I'd also like a phone...one of those would definently be very useful...preferrably an iPhone...

....speaking of which, we should open a Mac shop....

....*is shot for product placement advertising*

....I'd also like a Phoenix down.

~Maylin

P.S.

Mind sharing some of those cookies?

[sephiroth]

((Heh... iPhone.
-says the person working at Apple))

A few bonus ones:

Dear Santa,

I've left out cookies, but I fear we are out of milk. To be fair, it was there when I set it out, but seems to have... mysteriously vanished. Let us go with that explanation and ask no more on the topic.

I would humbly like to request a large box; preferably one that is long and rectangular for a makeshift den within my Lair. A lair is essential, you see, but dens within them are even better.

But truth be told, Santa, the world is not one that needs material wealth to move on. So many people suffer from the belief that only objects can make them happy, and eternally strive to obtain more, and more-- never once realizing that on that path, there can never be true happiness until one is content with what they own in the first place. I find myself rather lucky in this aspect, and would like to offer others this unique outlook by humbly submitting myself as a martyr and offering to take their burdens from them and upon myself in the form of lavish gifts.

Yours truly,

Vinkitty


Santa Claus,

You've probably heard of me from other people wishing I'd vanish. Since those wishes haven't been granted yet, I doubt you have that much power.

I desire nothing. I cannot. I have what I need. However, since it was rather the expectation to write you, I have done so and therefore fulfilled this expectation.

Good day.

Xivectin

[sulcal]

Fair Greetings to You,

This is being dictated as I speak-- it is very difficult when you haven't the foggiest on how to write, much less read, any sort of script. I am not aware of what "Christmas" is, but I do understand that it is what people call tradition to address wants to you, Sir Claus. I've no particular want, per say, friend. Just curiosity.

What is this "Christmas"? It has been explained to me many times, yet the concept never reaches me. Books are not something I can reach, no are there any true lyrics of such things that do not confound me. Is it true that you grant wishes? Or is there something more to it? Why would one judge people on being "naughty and nice"? How does one know such things? I am quite convinced you are an elder God, such as Io. Perhaps you know of Moradin? Ah, but I ask too much. Apologies.

But... I suppose that is all that I require in these dire straights-- just a few stories, really. They will make fanciful tales to give my brother, once I see Marcus again.

My fondest regard sfor such work, Sir Claus.

--Seidhoaro'cyistiltia-atriajaretharen'aer Highguard, elder son of the Highguard Family

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((Even though I shouldn't.))

Santa!

It's me! Valentine! Or... well, Val, anyways. So! I'm not picky or anything. Don't really want anything, really.

Just fogured I'd put in a word, y'know?

--Valley Girl

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Dear Santa,

I'm a Splink. According to Mork, all Splinks are blue. I'd like to kindly ask if you have any spare blue paint araound. Oh! And um... for things to go right for once, okay? I mean, who cares about stuff? Makes sense to want something different.

Yup. Less stress, more sleep. That sounds good.

Yours,
The Splink

[shiay]

((*shrugs and figures 'why not add a few bonus ones as well?'*))

Oi! Santa!

Tell ye what? Ye get me a new ship with a good few extra sets of sails. Or perhaps you can just rid me of the burden and take that female disaster off my ship! Nah... I kid, I kid... but seriously, if ye could just possibly make it so Aqua isn't always slicing up the sails on the Zephyr, that'd be much 'preciated, mate!

If you can, tell little Leah that she's always in me dreams.

Henry (Aries) Marx

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Dear Santa...

I'm really glad that I've been getting to spend the Holidays with my friends and all... but could you do something about Dornyth's big mouth? Perhaps stuff a few rolls of duct tape in my stocking this year. His brother, Maduc, doesn't seem to be much of a problem... save for the fact that he's always destroying things because of his quick temper.... Soooooo... perhaps you could do something about that, too? Please? I hate having to redecorate my home because of those two....

Besides that, I'm not quite sure on what I really want. Perhaps for Kaye to figure out who she really is and an attitude adjustment for Telin'na.

Shiay

[alan8or]

((Alright, maybe one or two more.))

Big Red,

Alright, here's the deal. Me, I've been great. You know I have, of course. But you know that Nella guy? Not so much. He's probably getting the coal treatment, right? But he's been pretty damn bad, so I'd like your help in teaching him a lesson or two. Yeah, that's it.

If not that, well, how about something nice for Vi to wear? You know what I mean, big man.

- Tony.

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Santa Claus,

So, yeah. You're an interesting idea and all, but... isn't that all you are? I'unno. What you could give me, y'know, is some proof. Proof that you, and other people and things like you are real. I'd like that. So... yeah. That's what I could use.

*shrug*

-Code Gorilla.

P.S.: You probably already know it, but Tony's full of crap.

[spartacus]

HIYA peoples! You can keep these IC if ya want! So everyone gets something and every family/house/whatever~ gets a feast that they'll like.

Red Mage gets a bag of dice and a pencil eraser.

Hades, Lord of the Dead gets a large water bottle.

Tifa gets a letter. (I PM letters if you want~!)

Myde gets a bucket [filled with coal.]

Yuffie gets Rudolf materia. (It summons a reindeer that you ride kinda like Pegasus to get combos, then lands and poofs)

Xaldin gets a letter and a stick of peppermint.

Aros gets a sparkler. it's probably a bad idea >>

Thief gets a title deed to one (1) piece of coal.

Xemnas gets a candy heart on a piece of coal.

Rude gets gloves with two linked slots per glove and a few more slots.

Leon gets wire for the Ragnarok and some antipsycho meds for the ego problem.

Sage gets a gadget and a postcard for a place she might want to visit (signed Santa, a firefox was seen there...)

Relena gets coal, but also a mug. Santa's being nice~

Grrface gets a thing to keep him warm. It's kinda like a gem thing. He also gets a blanket because that's soft~

Kiros and Ward get a letter from Laguna, a GPS, boots, and overalls (they know what goes to who~)

(Laguna also gets a GPS, a letter, and a typewriter)

Ren doesn't get a cannon but does get chocolate and peanut butter.

Tinker Bell gets coal. >.>;

Naminé gets a box of art supplies.

Sally gets a sewing kit and a bag of leaves.

Yulia~ I can come down in thread and save you~ want me to?

Marluxia gets coal! and a bag of seeds >>

Seed gets coal...

Maverick gets a stationary kit that will send itself to someone and a note saying why not tell him yourself?

SEPHY gets a mini scale village made of coal and a note saying that egos need a place to live too. X3 he also gets meds but they're given to Leon so he can make him take them cause he really really needs 'em.

Xigbar gets coal. No gun stapleness for you!

Shiru gets a jar of bouncy balls and a keychain. No idea if that can work on a keyblade or not it's up to the staffpeoples

Tseng gets a small base in Traverse.

Nella gets some munny to help fund that cure~

Edgar gets a tool set and a frowny face on a sticky note b/c of the other part of that.

Tron gets a lot of RAM.

WALL-E gets that roach back. Same one! Roach wanted it too~ : )

Lexaeus gets a peppermint stick that says it's from a myth.

Xavier gets a book on ethics and he should read this >.>

Angel gets a note that says to keep looking the others are ok.

Fran gets stuff to help keep that armor in good condition and a note that says keep searching.

Synthest gets some stationary that can mail itself to people so he can tell them himself.

Ienzo doesn't get lazers. He gets coal.

Gozo gets a gummi block. Ask Cid about that cause I've got nothing

Reuben gets a big toaster (and food is in feast ; ) )

Xing Tang gets a piece of coal. he knew it was coming.

Ikari gets something she asked for when she still asked for things.

Kira gets a sash like the one that was ripped.

Stitch gets a gummi block >.> and a peppermint stick

Quistis gets a note that says "Traveling is a vacation if you look at it right." But gets a ticket to some resort somewhere that doesnt expire.

Quando gets something made by a Qu and a note saying he's not the only one.

Pete gets coal and that feast.

Aerith gets dirt and heater.

Lily gets the hot chocolate and magnets and a letter.

Kaze gets a letter

Sasha gets some supplies

Josh gets a 'Yes, come visit me sometime' and coal.

Rayner gets picks and strings : )

Kamatachi gets a blanket for the box and donuts. Lotsa lotsa donuts! Whee!

Sparky gets a note saying they're fine and some batteries and a bulb.

Aristide gets a book. and a note saying you can't change people but you can help them change themselves if they're willing. Also, you should talk to Cid about that Gummi Ship.

Damien's fish is in the feast so he gets yarn in an empty water dish.

Mallory doesn't get a pony because asking for living things doesn't work that way. and a note that says this.

Maylin gets a phoenix down because they're hard to get.

Vinkitty gets coal. and a box.

Xivectin DEFINITELY gets coal~! : <

Sei -uh..asoddhfoauweraweyubwrrwnen? will get a thread. : )

Val gets a peppermint stick anyway.

The Splink gets blue paint. And a note saying that sorry but sleep's not something I can give you.

Henry gets some sails that wont shred so easy

Shiay gets DUCT TAPE!

Tony gets coal >D

Code Gorilla gets a note saying 'come visit sometime!'

Kweh gets some salt >> he wouldn't understand the coal thing >>

(Just because you didnt write doesn't mean you don't get something >> Sora does def.! >> I'll be watchin this thread for another week <<)

[Aryn007]

(late! I know, but I forgot and trying to get inside a kid's head for letter-writing is HARD.)

Dear Santa,

how are you? I’m fine. I hope youre having a very Merry Christmas!!

I have been very good this year. A lot of people think you don’t exist even though i tell them your’e real. Riku stll doesn’t believe, but he’s been good to.

Thers just one thing I want for Christmas if you are up for it--no pressure!--but i was wondering if you could make it snow on Christmas day. I know Destiny Islands isn’t suposed to get snow and niether is Agrabah an I don’t know how it could snow in Atlantica, but if you could that'd be awesome!

wasn’t sure what to get you for Christmas so I sent you some cookies from home. Theres a picture of Destiny Islands on the tin.

Fly safe and Merry Christmas!

~Sora

[spartacus]

Sora gets snow! If Santa can make it snow in halloween Town Santa can make it snow other places >>

[locue]

Dear Santa,

I would like my friends to stop being idiots and attacking each other, but a sugar pot that did not attack me would be nice. Or a new spell.

Cid Highwind.

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Jude draws a picture of many hearts in the ground, then looks up hopefully.

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Neither Tanner nor Mois wanted to write letters. Boo them.

[spartacus]

Cid gets a sugar pot that's not hyped up on crack >> and a materia in it

Jude gets a bag of candy hearts that drops down on the picture >>;; NO HEARTS! he wouldn't get the coal thing either I dont think

Tanner and Mois don't get anything.

[gorrad]

Dear Santatatatatatatatatatatawheee!!!!,

Glitter. MECH!

: D

Gorrad

Santa-

Requisitioning a place to exist that is not the same as the one in which that goblin lives.

-Tharsil (The sane one)

(Transcribed):
Dear Red-hat gift-giver Santa,

On behalf of Gorrad, who had too much Christmas sugar, and myself, we would like a home. We haven't gotten out much, and it would be nice to now and then.

Peace be on you.

*Altiqua's talonmark*
Altiqua

[Larxene]

(Uber late because of family complications and spyware issues. @-@ Least I has me Re:CoM and Rock.)

Dearest Santa,

I decided to give writing you a letter a shot. My friends keep telling me that you are indeed really real - despite what my father says - so I am at a quandary as to what to believe or not. As juvenile as my father says it is, I really, really, really want to start believing. So... Maybe as a small sign that you really do exist you can bring me a bigger jar for my marble collection? i have so many now that I keep losing them...

As a big thank-you, I'll leave you some of my Chocolate Chip Peppermint cookies. (I made them special for the season.)

Many thanks, lots of love, and hopes that you most certainly exist,
~ Cadence

P.S. - Also, since Daddy is always working, could you give him a decent night's sleep for Christmas. I know he hasn't been the nicest person, but he really needs it. Perhaps dumping some sleeping powder on him will do? Again, many thanks. - Cadey

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Jolly Red Man,

I'd like:
- some thumb tacks
- a sling shot
- rubber bands
- a bb gun
- marbles (I can't seem to steal enough from that speckled dimwit)
- a stapler
- nails
- several sheets of plywood
- a flamethrower
- hair spray
- a monkey

Oh! And a box of Twinkies please.

I'm planning something special for the boys. ;3

~ Larxene

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Dear Santa,

I would be in deepest debt to you if you could bring me an anti-spyware program that actually removes the spyware. If not, a paper suggesting some programs would be swell enough.

Continuing her battle against spyware,
~ Lin

P.S. - I forgot to add: a small sewing kit. Vexen Plushies' head refuses to stay on.