Spiders 8D

[shiay]

Okay... so basically... to start off: there's this dude off of Deviant Art that just added me to his MSN out of the blue and doesn't even add me to his watch list there. So I was just kind of like, wtf?

Though, it seems that this guy was trying to be a 'player' and started flirting with me... though his English sucked. It was understandable... some of the time....

So anyways, this dude was a total kiss up to me because I'm a girl and he was probably thinking 'score! A chick is talking to me!' Here I am, not trusting a kiss up (mainly because I know kiss ups are usually out to get information about you and spread out that info to people) and today, it seems he was just flirting with me... and I didn't realize the 'blatant' flirting till this afternoon.

Though the conversation was very fun indeed

Zia Here says:
hi

Zia Here says:
ace

Zia Here says:
how r u

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
good....

Zia Here says:
can u tell me 1thing?

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
sure

Zia Here says:
y r u ignoring me yestrday

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
busy

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
school is starting soon

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
I was studying

Zia Here says:
oh...

Zia Here says:
r u busy now?

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
Yes....

Zia Here says:
oh...

Zia Here says:
wat r u doing?

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
math

Zia Here is inviting you to start sending webcam. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

You have declined the invitation to start sending webcam.

Zia Here says:
y u no let me see?

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
Because it's broken....

Zia Here says:
oh....

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
Why do you want to see my webcam anyways?

Zia Here says:
8ol

Zia Here says:
:@

Zia Here says:
r u forgetting me?

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
hm?

Zia Here says:
i told u who i am

Zia Here says:
did u foget?

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
What? No... I know /who/ you are... I'm just want to know why you want to see my webcam....

Zia Here says:
2 see wat u look lik....

Zia Here says:
ace u dont trst me?

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
Eh... it's not that, my webcam is /broken/

Zia Here says:
oh... but u look so lovey on deviantart

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
Um... thanks....

Zia Here says:
ur welcum

Zia Here says:
so u american?

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
>___> yeah....

Zia Here says:
r u annoy?

Zia Here says:
r u feel bad for my behave?

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
... no....

Zia Here says:
;D ok

Zia Here says:
wat r u doing?

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
just browsing and trying to learn some things to help with me math....

Zia Here says:
wat?

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
Algebra...

Zia Here says:
oh fun... i bet ur a smar girl

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
Uhhh... yeah... sure.... You can say that.

Zia Here says:
i lik smar girls

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
And I like cute guys... >__> where are you going with this?

Zia Here says:
i cute...

Zia Here says:
ur cute

Zia Here says:
i lik ace

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
Okay... that's nice to know....

Zia Here says:
u have turn on?

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
Spiders... they're so damn sexy....

Zia Here says:
wat?

Zia Here says:
spiders?

Zia Here says:
spiders gros...

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
=D Oh.. but they're so attractive.... their eight legs and tickling pedapalps... it makes me shiver thinking about it.

Zia Here says:
anyting else?

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
Oh yeah! Chocolate... lots and lots of chocolate. I love it combined with caramel and whip cream! Sprinkles too, if you can manage it...

Zia Here says:
;D

Zia Here says:
u nawty girl

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
When I feel like it....

Zia Here says:
i lik

Zia Here says:
ace hawt

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
Yeah... I get that from a lot of girls, too...

Zia Here says:
what you mean?

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
Oh... oops... I let it slip again. *tee hee*

Zia Here says:
?

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
Okay... the truth is... I'm a guy.

Zia Here says:
u boy?

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
Yep, equipped with a penis and everything :3 I also like guys... that is, if they fit the profile

Zia Here says:
:@

Zia Here says:
bastard!

Zia Here says:
rascal!

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
Oh yes... keep those insults coming! Oh, how they turn me on!

Zia Here says:
piss off!

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
Oh no... I know you're secretly enjoying this

Zia Here says:
no

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
Don't be shy... I'm going to call you 'my sexy boy toy' from now on ;D

Zia Here says:
8ol

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
I wasn't kidding about the spider thing either

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
that's if you ever feel like cybering, spiders totally turn me on :3

Shiay - Nothing Comes Without Warning, But No One Comes Unexpected. says:
I have some spiders, you know...and have trained them to survive small tight places.... When you log back on, will you tell me if you're interested? ;D

I told him my name was Ace because of the continuous kiss ups ;D

I also think that you can tell where I was starting to get annoyed at him, hahaha...

*thought it was actually too funny to keep to herself*

EDIT:

I would like to point out that nothing towards the end from me is actually serious >___>

[qwertyuiopaz]

...

You're my new hero

[sagefirefox]

*Could not stop laughing throughout the whole thing*

I gotta try this. *Has a few annoying people on MSN too*

And no, it's nobody from WD.

[alan8or]

XDDDDDD

*can't... stop... laughing*

I don't know what's more hilarious, his complete ineptitude, or the fact that he actually believed the stuff you told him. Good <insert deity here>, that's fucking hilarious!

[mutoman]

*headdesk, falls to floor*
ROFL!
And rarely do I use that acronym. I only use it when I really do roll on the floor laughing.
But seriously!
High five!
*puts up hand for high five*

[serif]

Wow.

Thank you for sharing, that was wonderful.

[sephiroth]

Oh gods, this has made my evening complete. You, I like.

Oh, excuse me. I mean...

'u i lik. want a spider now?'

Krryth... it's conversations like this that make the internet worth it when nothing else seems to be. *walks off, still laughing*

[yuffie]

So i herd u leik spiders. I herded rite.

[sulcal]

Can i haz spider nao?

XD Sister, you rock my world as always!

[shiay]

Haha, wow... seven responses in one five hour absence... awesome

@ Kaze

Whee~ Ima hero

@ Sage

You should, it's fun XP

@ Code

I think it may be a mix of both 83

@ Mutoman

*high fives* awesome to have made you use an acronym you rarely use!

@ Seph

Yeuz, i tayk spidah nao

Yeah, I totally know what you mean XD It's just fun messing with people like this. I mean, what the crap, the dude doesn't even know me and he's hitting on me.... Ugh....

@ Yuf-Yuf

y yeuz, yeuz u did

@ Leon

Juu wantz spider nao? Nu, mai smexy spiders >

Haha, as do you rock my world, sis. As do you XD

[mutoman]

Yes! *recieves high five*
And also, nice addition of the Spider pic ;D
Just kinda glancing at it like, "Ready, hon?"
And the spider's all like, "You know it, Shiay baby ;D"

[shiay]

Hahaha, You think so? XD XD

I was actually playing with my webcam and trying to see why it actually wouldn't work when people wanted to access it and I was to accept the invite... but meh... glad you're amused by it XD

[mutoman]

So your webcam really WAS broken rather than using that as an excuse to avoid stalker Zia?

[shiay]

Aug 22, 2008 21:21:28 GMT -4 @mutoman said:

So your webcam really WAS broken rather than using that as an excuse to avoid stalker Zia?

Eh... not exactly... I mean, it would show up and I know it works, it's just when other people try to see it and I accept, it doesn't go through for some reason... =/

But yeah... instead of actually going to go and accept it, I did use the broken cam thing as a pretty lame excuse XD

[mutoman]

Believe me, I've heard lamer.

However, Zia wasn't too far off. You are fairly cute.