What the Fragging Heck....

[shiay]

So uh... before I tuck in for the night, I got a pretty decent request that took my mind off of being emo for a bit.

Sage had this annoying flirt that wouldn't leave her alone, so... ergo, she asks for my help.

Here I am... doing as best I can to keep this dude from ever bothering her again... and well... have a look yourself.

((Okay-ed by Sage))

Sage says:
Alright

Sage says:
Jay meet John

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
*waves* Hi there ^_^

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
hey wats up

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Nothing really... just taking care of a few pet spiders of mine

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
you?

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
sitting here fixin to turn on music

Sage says:
And I'm eating candy!

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Damn sweet tooth, you

Sage says:
I love my candy >3

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
i love cany

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
*luffs her spiders*

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
candy**

Sage says:
Spiders are sweet

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Hey Sage, you should come over again .... Though we don't really want a repeat of last time D:

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
depends wat type of spider

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
you know... letting out the Cobalt Blue

Sage says:
That was bad.

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
wat happened last time

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
yeah...

Sage says:
Jay, you tell her.

Sage says:
Him*

Sage says:
Oops, sorry I have a lot on my mind

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
i noticed

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
well... the Colbalt Blue got loose because of us... and it was a pain in the ass getting him back because they're really aggressive

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
wat is a colbalt blue?

Sage says:
*Gasps* You don't know?!

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
A cobalt blue is one of the meanest spiders you'll ever run into!

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Besides an Indian Ornament

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
and u have it as a pet?

Sage says:
We trade it off

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
I have several very mean, and very venomous spiders

Sage says:
I have it for a few days and then I give it to her

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
y? lol

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Hahaha, we love spiders

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
never noticed

Sage says:
Especially the feel of them crawling on you.

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Oh yes

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
that's pure ecstasy right there

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
i dont mind them on me but only when i let them on me

Sage says:
Could sell them as a drug

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Indeed

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
.......

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
wow

Sage says:
What, you don't sell drugs?

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
so ne way how old r u shaiy?

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
ummm no

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
I'm 27 and loving it

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
kewl

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
hold on 27?

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
yes

Sage says:
SHAIY!

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
what? XD

Sage says:
You told him?!

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
*shrugs* Yeah... What, my little sis can't handle that? XD

Sage says:
*pouts* I'm not that little

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
so ur her older sis

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
lol nice to meet u

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Yes, I am :3

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
likewise

Sage says:
OMG!!

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
so is there anything interesting i should kno about sage? lol

Sage says:
WHERE'S HERMAN?!

[e-mail] says:
who's herman?

[e-mail] says:
One of the spiders

[e-mail] says:
o ok

[e-mail] says:
He's venomous

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Oh... shit

[e-mail] says:
lol

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
MY BLCK WIDOW?!

[e-mail] says:
THAT'S NOT FUNNY

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Black*

[e-mail] says:
*Shrinks* I'm sorry

[e-mail] says:
sorry

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Awww man...

[e-mail] says:
He's so small, I forget to close the lid all the way

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
D:

[e-mail] says:
do u catch ur own pets

[e-mail] says:
?

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
We do....

[e-mail] says:
Or buy them late at night

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
We travel all over, from the smell jungles of Agrica and Brazil.

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
smelly*

[e-mail] says:
y late at night?

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Africa*

[e-mail] says:
do u rlly traval?

[e-mail] says:
Because spider buying is illegal

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Yeah

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
well, some of it, anyways

[e-mail] says:
Why do you think I went to Florida?

[e-mail] says:
awesome

[e-mail] says:
idk

[e-mail] says:
Our mom lets us go alone, she doesn't care

[e-mail] says:
for a vacation

[e-mail] says:
of course ur sister is 27

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
*nods*

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Anyways, we like to bring back boys.

[e-mail] says:
Well of couse, its just these are poisonous- HOLY MOTHER F*CKER!

[e-mail] says:
...I found Herman

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Yay!

[e-mail] says:
lol

[e-mail] says:
...He's on the back of your shirt Jay

[e-mail] says:
wat do u mean bring back black boys?

[e-mail] says:
...I can't believe you told him

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
.... for real?

[e-mail] says:
Yeah, hold still I'll get him

[e-mail] says:
told him wat?

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
But yeah... we bring back boys and show them our spiders.... and sometimes see if the spiders are really very venomous ... but that rarely happens since we try to keep an eye on all of them

[e-mail] says:
...But...once in awhile...HEY! You wanna come over?!

[e-mail] says:
w/e

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
but it's hard... since we also have a lot of reptiles

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
snakes, lizards... eh

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
We've been collecting since we were young.

[e-mail] says:
Hold on, I have to get the door Jay keep talking

[e-mail] says:
who's jay?

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
*waves* Her older sister

[e-mail] says:
o

[e-mail] says:
lol

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
but yeah... my little sister is really embarrassing

[e-mail] says:
how?

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Well, I mean, she picks her nose in public and then takes off her shoes and smells her feet.... I'm trying to break her habits....

[e-mail] says:
this may seem like a bad question but im asking since i cant see her.
by any definition is she cute like on a scale of 1-10

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Ah... well... I love my little sister and I say she's cute, so I'd say 10... but so would a lot of other girls....

[e-mail] says:
wat do u mean other girls?

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Well, she's very tomboyish.... a transvestite even

[e-mail] says:
she bi or gay?

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
she'll wander in public with a brest binder and claim she's a guy

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
she's lesbian

[e-mail] says:
y?

[e-mail] says:
ok

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Because... guys... eh.... well... it's hard to explain, she just has an attraction to girls

[e-mail] says:
so is that y she's so hard headed and wont flirt back with me

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Yeah... that would probably explain it

[e-mail] says:
explain to the best of ur ablity about y she doesn't have an attraction to guys?

[e-mail] says:
Alright I'm back, sorry I was chatting with Courtney

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Errr... well... it's a chemical imbalance... she can't help it

[e-mail] says:
chemical imbalance?

[e-mail] says:
...What happened here?

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Yeah... I mean... people that are gay, les or bi can't help what they are

[e-mail] says:
nothing

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
*is bi*

[e-mail] says:
Oh gosh

[e-mail] says:
true

[e-mail] says:
Yeah, me and Shaiy sometimes take pictures of ourselves

[e-mail] says:
And we like to post them.

[e-mail] says:
post where?

[e-mail] says:
internet?

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Yeah...

[e-mail] says:
so u both r lesbian?

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Ahem... Bisexual

[e-mail] says:
We bring back boys remember?

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
*pushes her sister* She's the lesbo

[e-mail] says:
...But who says teasing boys isn't any fun?

[e-mail] says:
well either way honestly its hott

[e-mail] says:
me

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
We find taxes to be very sexy too

[e-mail] says:
taxes?

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
yeo

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
yep*

[e-mail] says:
how?

[e-mail] says:
How can you not?!

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
I mean... all the numbers and having to deal with money
[e-mail] says:
true

[e-mail] says:
so wat do u do for fun

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Shovel animal poop

[e-mail] says:
It pays

[e-mail] says:
And spiders love it

[e-mail] says:
thats fun

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Dung Beetles Kaylee

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Dung beetles

[e-mail] says:
Big balls~

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:


[e-mail] says:
wow u 2 r weird lol but awesome and hott

[e-mail] says:
How do you know?

[e-mail] says:
so jay do u have any pics of u and ur sister and not those type of pics

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Dude, seriously... flattery won't work on us

[e-mail] says:
We're hot but not interested.

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
I have a girlfriend and so does my sister

[e-mail] says:
ok so im a flirt im osrry i flirt so much with u 2 lol

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Okay, just so you know

[e-mail] says:
ok

[e-mail] says:
but seriously do u guy have pics so i can see wat u 2 look like

Sage says:
Yeah, but not for you

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Oh, hey Kay... bro is on

Sage says:
He is?!

[e-mail] says:
lol

Sage says:
Well to see the pictures you have to pay

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
yeah... and wonder if our brother will be nice about it....

Sage says:
Well bring him in!

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
One sec.... I need to go real quick... phone call

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
lol ok

Sage says:
Hold on, I'm talking to bro

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
lol ok

Sage says:
Hold on, Bro's coming on

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
wow im meeting ur family uhhh?

Sage says:
Not my mom though

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
ok

JOE MAMA has been added to the conversation.

Sage says:
Here he is

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Hey... I'm back... that was my boss on the phone

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
kewl

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Saying that I got a raise

Sage says:
Good job!

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
^_^

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
awesome!!!!!!

Sage says:
We can have more spiders!

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:


JOE MAMA says:
Hey.

Sage says:
Hey joe!

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Hey bro :3

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
sup dude

JOE MAMA says:
Keepin' it real.

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
lol sounds nice

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
at least some ppl do

Sage says:
What's that supposed to mean?

Sage says:
*offended*

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
lol most of the ppl i kno, where i live, dont keep it real. they're alot of fakes so to speak here

Sage says:
Do they wear a lot of makeup?

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
XD

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
lol y?

Sage says:
Cause you said they're fake.

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
fake as in act differently with ppl like if they dont kno who they r anymore

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
ah... posers

Sage says:
Like you?!

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
uncalled for... but okay....

Sage says:
Do you wear makeup? I bet it would bring out your eyes

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
no i dont

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
but i do straighten my hair

Sage says:
So do I

Sage says:
So you're a metro?

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
no

Sage says:
Oh...

Sage says:
Do you get pedicures?

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
no

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
or manicures?

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
nope

The Soloist has been added to the conversation.

Sage says:
Ahh come on everyone here does that

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
i dont

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
*hugs* Jay!

The Soloist says:
Hey.

JOE MAMA says:
Sup Jay?

Sage says:
JAY!

The Soloist says:
Hey. nothing much. Just got finished working out.

The Soloist says:
What's up?

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Ugh... my apartment is too small... and I need to bring Kayles to school tomorrow....

JOE MAMA says:
Nothin' much. Keepin' it real.

Sage says:
...John?

Sage says:
You there?

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
yea?

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
y?

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Oh thought you were feeling a little left out with the family love

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
lol no im talking on 5 other ims besides this one

Sage says:
We're not important enough? D=

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
umm never said that

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
*pat, pat* That's alright Kayles... at least you have Vivi.

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
sage u r imortant to me cus ur a friend

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
did i say something rong?

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Anyways... how big is your dick?

The Soloist says:
wtf

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
holy hell wtf

JOE MAMA says:
WTF dude?

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Well...

Sage says:
..I can't believe I'm related.

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
My sister isn't usually interested in guys... but....

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
who u askin

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
?

Sage says:
My friends are

Sage says:
Vivi wants to know John

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Yeah..., and they won't shut up, thank you very much

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
hell if i kno i dont measure

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Hmmm... shame

Sage says:
WHY NOT?

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Kayles may have been interested for a second

The Soloist says:
he's probably gay.

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
*snickers*

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
no im straight

Sage says:
Like us!

JOE MAMA says:
Dude, I know mine.

The Soloist says:
straight as a rainbow, dude.

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
u wish

Sage says:
I second that

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Rainbows are pretty

Sage says:
For Jay

Sage says:
So why don't you measure right now?

Sage says:
We'll wait

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Yeah... there's nothing stopping you

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
just grab a ruler and whip it out

The Soloist says:
...

JOE MAMA says:
Nothin' wrong with doing that, man.

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
listen im open but not tht open

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Mm... again... I must say... Shame....

Sage says:
And i wanted to know.

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
7" happy

The Soloist says:
...you guys are so done.

Sage says:
That's pretty small

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Wow... *pats Kayles back*

Sage says:
*patted*(

Sage says:
Hey Joe, how big is yours?

JOE MAMA says:
12"

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
r all 4 of y'all family?

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
... I'm never looking at my brothers' in the same light again... thank you very much

Sage says:
Your welcome!

The Soloist says:
...

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
rotflmao

Sage says:
You have no ass

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
XD

Sage says:
If you want to see one look at Vivi

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
?

Sage says:
My girlfriend.

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
ok

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Ah yes... Vivi does seem to have a nice ass...

Sage says:
The nicest around!

JOE MAMA says:
True dat.

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
never seen it

Sage says:
We have photos, but you have to pay. Like I said

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
i dont want any cus im rlly tryin to clean my life up

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
That's good

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
We wouldn't show you anyways

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
(=

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
lol

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
works for me

Sage says:
And she has huge boobs

Sage says:
I'm so lucky

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
D cup

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
nice

Sage says:
/Double/ D

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
*smacks* Hey!

Sage says:
What?

Sage says:
You jealous?

Sage says:
Just because you have no chest...

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
*ahem*

Sage says:
I would trade you in a heartbeat sis

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
wow aren't u so nice

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Yeah... I know... You hate wearing that binder, don't you?

Sage says:
It hurts sometimes...

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
*pat, pat*

Sage says:
I don't think I can talk about this anymore

Shiay - This 'Rose' Has Her Thorns. says:
Anyways... my being the concerned and caring sister of Kayles... I'm going to have to say please fuck off and leave my sister alone.
a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
wat?

JOE MAMA has left the conversation.

Sage says:
FUCK YOU , WE HAVE NO INTEREST

a guitar in one hand and a chick in the other says:
ok

Sage says:
AND WERE LEAVING NOW AND VIVI SAID YOUR DICK IS SMALL

The Soloist says:
sucks

The Soloist has left the conversation.

So, as you can tell, Aryn and Cal's sister got in on the fun too.

This dude was a total annoyance and whatever I dished out at him that I thought would totally disgust him seemed to have EPICALLY FAILED in my face!

[sagefirefox]

So yeah, we got kinda pissy at the end, excuse my language it still irks me. But at the bottom it starts to get really funny, just read it and hopefully it gives you a good laugh.

[alan8or]

... *cracks up* Wow. You people. XD *and yet would totally enjoy pulling this kinda shit if he didn't crack up too much doing it*

[gorrad]

HA! Gods, next time you do this give me a shout. I love messing with people like that : D.

[mutoman]

*sighs*
Yet again, I must say that I admire all of you all's work.

[bangtinytoon]

Hehehe... So THAT'S what my sister's been up to~
xDDD

Awesomely hilarious, dudes.

[shiay]

I have to be honest, though.... I was really pissed off when all that stuff was getting 'thrown' back into my face.

[sulcal]

D8 I'm sorry I wasn't there for the save. "Vivi" fails.

*kicks her MSN*

Still. >> Hehehe... *lol'd extensively*

[sagefirefox]

Really? You guys liked it?

Okay yeah so I'm kinda over it now, funny how I haven't seen that kid on MSN anymore. I guess when you look at it the whole situation was pretty hilarous.