What you SHOULD NOT make

[Ellie who has 0%]

This game just popped in my head. With being involved in rp for some time, I'm sure you may have ran into the worse profiles ever. Here is where we can be very humorous...and make fun of everything equally...about shunnanigans...that shouldn't be in profiles >> whether it's just pain wrong, ludacris (crazeh), or too darn repetive.


What ellie say is just for laughs...If you take her seriously, don't look at her. Actually it may benefit...may...depends on how goofy I get. And yes I am not ashamed to say that some of this may come from profiles I've read. Don't get upset >> it's just for laughs at the funny things we make...kk. Hell make fun of my charries...*Shrugs*

=3= Rule #1: Do NOT make a NOBODY of a NOBODY...how the heck does stuff like that happens

Rule #2: Stop Killing of your parents. >> A bulk of you have them...why kill them off? O.o

Rule #3: NO mysterious happy men dropping off presents. It may just be the old guy from Family Guys. >> I just find that sooo wierd that a "mystery" guy of no relevance << comes at the OPPURTUNE MOMENT to give you something ULTIMATELY NEEDED!

Rule #4: do NOT make Kairi and Namine rip-offs, look-a-likes, etc. They've been victimized and scarred enough. The last thing they want is more of them.

Rule #5: Stop making long lost Ansem projects =3=;; It's getting old. Now the replica project is known...but...Ansem projects ._. come oon >> give it a rest =3= you're not gonna get your darkie powers ooor your keyblaaades.
Rika AN EXAMPLE

Rule #6: >O STOP MAKING GF AND LOVE INTERESTS FOR CANONS! *flails* -3- I find it cruel to make them victimes of girl fantasy...leave that in your =o noteboooks with the heart doodles. :3

Rule #7: ....no more Emos...=3= they don't like my Emo song

Rule #8: ._. Do not make charries...who >> ironically << find this abundance knowledge of power O.o and go all super saiyen with POWA...but is young as hell =3= just to avoid the
magic lvl = character age/experience.

Rule #9: .___. on that note...no more old arse charries that look like their 12 >> unless it's reasonable << like EDWARD THE GLITTERY VAMPIRE...or a viera >> and what not

Rule #10: >O DON'T YOU DARE BRING EDWARD, BELLA, OR MILEY CYRUS HERE or I'll shank you with a spork (the bastard baby of a spoon and fork :3)

._. okay I'll stop here XD for now.

[Shun]

YESSS! YOU ADDED MY NEWB PROFILE!!! *loves*

Rule #11: Do not mirror events in the canon. Seriously, what would you think if you read a profile... with some OC Keyblade Wielder's heart trapped inside a random kid Ven/Sora style? No... just don't.

Rule #12: Enough with the amnesia, please people >O! It has become a tendency now to have characters not knowing who they are all over the place.

Rule #13: Sora does not have a long lost sister, and Yen Sid does not have bastard kids all over Disney Castle.

Rule #14: STOP MAKING SO MANY GODDAMMED EDITS! Seriously, you have your new character powered up... and without having even tested out such additions you already want MOAR MOAR AND MOAR. >.<

[Ellie who has 0%]

naaah

Rule #15: =3= If you don't know MPD ...then don't give your charrie split personality because it seems funny D: whaat there's an entire psychological reason why it occurs >> << and some people just don't tap into that.

Rule #16: ._. stop trying to convince us...that rainbow colors >> are natural hair color << >> come ooon. XD haha I love it when the mom hair is blue << and that dad's hair is red ._. so their kid got...purple hair.

Rule #17: =3= Don't make cripples...who aren't really cripple. o-o what's the ppoooint? ._.;; That's like making a blind person O.o who can still 'see' ._. wth

Rule #18: No more Last of a Dying Breed ._. it's so frequent it isn't special >>

Rule #19: To back up rule 12, =3= it's not NORMAL for nobodies to have AMNESIA. =3= don't point at roxas you know he's a special case cause he's a target for getting screwed over in plots

[daemonsol]

T_T Rule 12 hurts me because of my Jizhu charrie...

Rule #20: Spellcheck, Spellcheck, Spellcheck, SPELLCHECK!!!!

Rule #21: Read the ALL the rules before making a profile, people tend to miss both the format and minimum number of sentences for the important parts.

Rule #22: Be serious about your Position or Alignment, if you say Chaotic Evil, you better be loco like the Joker from Dark Knight, if you're Lawful Good, you better act like Superman, don't have your character's personality fluctuate with your Real Life moods

that's all I got at the moment

[heaven]

Heheh, rule 15 don't apply to me, I've been sectioned enough times to know what the hell I'm talking about, and I'm not even ashamed to say. xDD

Rule #23: Enough with the whole my character was raped, sexually abused, oh poor them sorta thing. Okay, I get that sort of stuff is realistic, but it's a bit sick on my part. I can't even read fan fics with stuff like that in it. Not that I've seen it yet, I just don't want to see it.

Rule #24: Try not to base your own appearance around your character, that's a bit like self insertion. As for personality, hey, maybe you'll be able to RP them easier, but try something new people.

Rule #25: Constant dwelling. Yeah, it does get boring quite a bit, this is coming from someone who stopped doing it 'cause even she staring to get bored of it. Not every single character you meet needs to hear your character's life story. Why not keep 'em guessing?

Rule #26: Constant detail. Quite a bit like Rule 25, but yeah, I'm sure people do read your profiles and know what your character looks like, so don't spend a whole paragraph detailing their eyes or hair, just short sentences will suffice, though you could still make 'em interesting.


Late. Tired. Gonna sleep. I'm done for now.

[Deleted]

I HAS ONE! >O

Rule #27: Please, please, for the love of THE GODS!, do not have two characters that are siblings.

(I had to learn that the hard way. xD)

[halen2020]

Rule #28: Your character cannot have the power of 'awesomely stabbing people in teh face!' That's not a power, it is a habit. And a bad one at that. If you want a homicidal maniac, I'm fine with that, but stab-in-face is not a power.

In other words: STOP MAKING RIDICULOUS POWERS!!!!!!!
-takes deep breath-

Rule #29: Revenge against the Heartless. Shut up, you want to kill Heartless because they destroyed your world? REALLY? That is so FRICKIN' COOL AND ORIGINAL! -Takes another breath- If the Heartless blew up your world, then you don't need to tell us you hate them. It's a given.

Rule #30Punctuation, spelling, grammar and you: We know who you are. You're that 'cool person' in english 101 that spent the whole class texting. And now, the only way you know how to write is 1337 5p34k. lk, omg, rly? Well guess what? WE ALL HATE READING YOU! Iffen yur wantin' t' post here, pardner, then y'all best be learnin' ta write proper, ya hear? And iffen y'all cain't, theres this nifty little program what comes wit most computars. It's called Microsoft Word. Y'all should write what y'all wants ta say in thare first, so's we poor literate folks cin understand you.

I might be using this to rant...

[Charme]

Rule #31: Enough with the Auron personality-rips. Oh, you're so silent and cool. Just like a thousand million other characters. You know everything. Your wisdom precedes all thought that anybody else can generate. Just like a thousand million other characters who never make it. Please be a person. If you're Sephiroth or Ansem, be godly.

But some random, 15-year old kid? Please.

Rule #32: Stop making 150lb weapons. You CAN'T swing them around. It's physically impossible, even in the Kingdom Hearts series. Cloud is a SOLDIER, okay? His body has been tampered with and irradiated to fatal levels (thank the Sephiroth gene for his livelihood.) Not one other person has been seen in the Kingdom Hearts series with a weapon that ridiculously heavy.

And don't used the Powered Gunblade as an excuse. That's magick, not to mention a special limit break only usable after his health goes down so much.

Rule #33: NO KEYBLADE RIPS. On this site, Keyblades are earned. Don't expect to get by with an illusionary one or a "similar but not" weapon.

THIS IS FUN.

[xepte]

My turn?
I'd have to agree with all of this so far XD and I am definately guilty of one thing or another... *Atlantace is 50 and looks/acts like he's 25*

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Rule #32.b:
That means that everyone needs to keep their weapons' "innate magical abilities" to little or nothing. I.e, oh, tis but just a dagger, but when I stab it into your soft flesh it becomes a giant serrated blade and you DIE.

Here's a good one:

RULE #34: Does not need to exsist on this site, because it is the internet already. XD (No, but seriously. Do not copy something and use it as your own work.)

Rule #35: Cannon Chaacters are important characters, but they are difficult to properly portray because they already have a set personality and people expect them to fill that void. MAKE AN ORIGINAL CHARACTER FIRST, AND USE HIM/HER UNTIL YOU GET COMFORTABLE WITH rPING!

[Ellie who has 0%]

Thank you number 35...some people should truly look at that.

Rule #36: To go with nuber 35, =3= when making a canon how about you take into consideration the character growth he/she/it/shemale(noo that's an it too) already been through...for it would seem plausible for the character to be...how they are. *coughs*

Rule #37:...Don't make unverses >> you will be wasting your time. ...

Rule #38: ... Doogie: Sure Bring on more gay charries! You can never have enough gay characters!
Ellie: Yeah I'm sick of the angsty ones...oooh that kind.

Rule #39: If you don't want a secret society ploting to you kill your character...do not make a typical damsel. They will keeell you...on purpose.

[Charme]

Rule #40: BIG RULE. So many people out there want to be ultimately good or ultimately evil. It won't work. Think about it, people! You wanna be the savior? One man can't fight off an entire Heartless army. Or the Nobodies. Or both. You just can't do it. Stop making "ultimate beings" to be powerful. Your ONLY power is in your RPing skills.

Like Maverick did long ago, you would attempt to attack Sephiroth and beh slain! Like in Shakespeare, beeches. XD Believe me, I was IN that thread. And I got my arse outta there. Don't try to be a hero. Don't try to make an ultimate character. With a lack of writing prowess, you will die, no questions asked.

And remember: If you go attacking EVERY evil character, winning or not, you are positively screwed. You WILL be targeted. You will be an official threat. And they might even hunt you down. XD

[shivaness]

I'm surprised no one has said this one...

Rule #41 - Your character meets up with any canon and explains that he's heard/read/stalked/gotten info from someone in the universe and knows that canon like the back of their hand, then suddenly your character knows all the other canons he will ever meet.

Rule #42 - Like 41, your character tries to fall in love with a canon and directly tries to flirt with. BY KNOWING HIM/HER LIKE THE BACK OF HER/HIS HAND!

Example: Mary tries to flirt with Xemnas and is willing to give her heart to him in order to full fill his goal and hopefully turn her into a nobody so she can be together with him.

[sagefirefox]

Nov 23, 2010 1:41:25 GMT -4 Ellie who has 0% said:

Rule #18: No more Last of a Dying Breed ._. it's so frequent it isn't special

Sage: D: I'm not special??

Rule number 43: Try to keep eye color natural, no purple, yellow, or red eyes. The left eye shouldn't be pink and the right eye shouldn't be blue. And also, their eyes shouldn't turn colors to match their emotion. It's all very unoriginal.

Rule number 44: Not all charries have to be skinny, young, and strong. Make some variety.

Rule number 45: Your character is not all-knowing. Like #41: If your character is in a fight with someone and that opponent is executing a really clever attack then it's just not fair to make your post and say "_____ knew they were going to do this. She could just tell by his face and easily dodged." Don't be afraid to take a hit!

[Zephiris]

Dec 23, 2010 0:32:53 GMT -4 @sagefirefox said:

Rule number 43: Try to keep eye color natural, no purple, yellow, or red eyes. The left eye shouldn't be pink and the right eye shouldn't be blue. And also, their eyes shouldn't turn colors to match their emotion. It's all very unoriginal.

Actually, I think on a forum with a genre like KH, different colored eyes aren't that bad. Some people have original worlds where dark violet eyes might be perfectly normal. So long as one doesn't mention the eye color in every other sentence, I'm okay with it. XD (I do, however, support the no half pink/blue eyes, turning colors, and rainbows. 0.o Lieksrslywhut?)

46. Don't make a personality/appearence for your character and expect to stick exactly to it throughout the entire roleplay. People change, mature, grow a dark side, do something they regret, ect. RPGs are practically made for character growth, so give yourself some wiggle room when making an OC. This holds true for starting out with insanely amazing skills. Give your creation some room to improve!

[himinee]

Why do i get the feeling most of you have read my profile.

rule #47: Read the freaking rules. It's all ready been mentioned but it's so important it needs to be mentioned twice.

rule #47: don't go and get your carector of a fanfic, tv show, other video game, anime, or manga and just change the name or hair color. Be original.