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[kokoram714]

All right Forum Game Finatics! I've thought about this, and I've decided to try and create a game!

The goal of this game is to come up with a creative commercial with what I give you (It will almost relate to FF items or services, KH items or services, and Disney item's and services)

This is NOT a competitoin: Just a good way to use immagination, and a fun way to mock today's commercials!

The Commercial Must Include:
1. A company name
2. A brief history and summary of what your trying to commercialize
3. Any Benefits that are included
4. A catchy slogan and/or jingle
5. A way to contact them
6. Please Color commercial with READABLE Colors.

All right enough rules, lets start: The first item to commercialize is: Chocobo Ranching!

I'll give an example

Howdy Pardner! We here at Chocobo's Cozy Castle are proud of the 26 years we've been helping normal customers, like you, with their Chocobo problems.

Our Founding Father, Charlie "Choco" Lozensky was devastated how people would constatnly just ride Chocobos, ditch them cause they had saddle sores, and then leaving them to be eaten by 30-Foot Tall Snakes.

But we've changed that. On average Chocobo's Cozy Castle has rescued, nursed, and breeded over 500,000 Chocobo's, and found them happy owners.

Do you have a Chocobo who needs help, or you just want to pamper them? Well then, if you tell a local Cozy Castle store near you this following number, you'll recieve a free 500 munny coupon! The # is 7-800-FF7-Choco

Start today! Yeehaw! "A Cozy Castle, is A Crazy Happy Chocobo"

Meh... That was okay... Lets see how you guys do!

[jimmydalad]

I'll give it a try.

Are you bored of regular dates? Do want to share an unforgettable experience with a loved one? We here at Aladdin's Magic Carpet Rides understand that time spent with your loved one is precious and therefore want to present you with a truly magical experience.

We here at Aladdin's Magic Carpet Rides had humble beginnings with our first customer being Prince Aladdin and Princess Jasmine. Ever since the first ride between the two, we have been providing magical experiences for you and your loved one.

After our carpet rides, couples are proven to be closer by over 25% and 95% of couples who go on this magic carpet ride have come together in holy matrimony afterwards.

So come along to Aladdin's Magic Carpet Rides and spend a cherished moment with your loved one.

To contact us, call 5-312-902-5555 or e-mail us at [e-mail].

Come to Aladdin's, where we take you to a whole new world.

Warning: This product does not come with any musical item of any sort or princes.

It feels Blargh to me, but oh well, at least I tried.