Scenes we'd like to see!

[himinee]

for thouse of you who have not seen mock the week type mock the week into youtube to figer 0ut what it is.

Pretty much you write a funny scene that you think would never happen in the game. It can be about any game or just a random group of the carectors. Please only put one joke at a time. It can be as long as you want.

Scenes you
wouldn't see
in Kingdom Hearts


I'll start off...

---KH1---
*Sora wakes up in traverse town*
Sora: Holy Sh%t there is a dog F#cking my leg!!!

[cody1215]

I think i get this...

KH 2

*Sora, Leon and the other FF charries in Radiant Garden walk into Ansems study, theres playboys everywhere*
*Sora grabs one*"Ewwwwww icky!!! Naked ladies!!!*Sora runs away screaming*

[himinee]

Yep you got it.

*(big breath) Organization 13, leon and The rest of the kingdom hearts restoration comitee, Sora, donald, goofy, kiare, riku, and namine are all playing a spin the bottle version of truth or dare*

*marluxia spin the bottle and it lands on axel*
Marluxia: Truth or dare?
Axel: After you made me put honey in my hair, Truth.
Marluxia:Ok... Who did you lose your virginity to?
*axel turns as red as his now sticky hair*
Xigbar:Oh oh give us a sec! I wan to bet!
Everyone starts betting.
"I bet 100 munny it was roxas!"
"HEY!!!"
"I bet it was Larxene."
"Nope wasn't me"
Xigbar: So who was it?
Axel: (still in shock): Um.
Everybody: Come on.
Axel: I'm a virgain.
*sileance*
Roxas: Just out of coriousty raise your hand if your a virgain.
*eveybody but cid ,marluxia,ansum, and xigbar slowly raises thair hand*
Random person: Rape doesn't count!
*marluxia put his hand up*
Cid and xigbar: wow...
"Too busy."
"everyone thinks i'm gay"
"Too young"

*end of scene*

That been in my head for a awhiel.

[Deleted]

*the scene is the one where Hades is abot to fall into the Underworld pit*

*Sora walks up*

Hades: This is blasphemy! This is madness!

Sora (In Spartan warpaint): THIS.....IS.....SPARTA!!

*kicks Hades*

[oogie]

Jul 27, 2010 15:04:33 GMT -4 @himinee said:

Yep you got it.

*(big breath) Organization 13, leon and The rest of the kingdom hearts restoration comitee, Sora, donald, goofy, kiare, riku, and namine are all playing a spin the bottle version of truth or dare*

*marluxia spin the bottle and it lands on axel*
Marluxia: Truth or dare?
Axel: After you made me put honey in my hair, Truth.
Marluxia:Ok... Who did you lose your virginity to?
*axel turns as red as his now sticky hair*
Xigbar:Oh oh give us a sec! I wan to bet!
Everyone starts betting.
"I bet 100 munny it was roxas!"
"HEY!!!"
"I bet it was Larxene."
"Nope wasn't me"
Xigbar: So who was it?
Axel: (still in shock): Um.
Everybody: Come on.
Axel: I'm a virgain.
*sileance*
Roxas: Just out of coriousty raise your hand if your a virgain.
*eveybody but cid ,marluxia,ansum, and xigbar slowly raises thair hand*
Random person: Rape doesn't count!
*marluxia put his hand up*
Cid and xigbar: wow...
"Too busy."
"everyone thinks i'm gay"
"Too young"

*end of scene*

That been in my head for a awhiel.

lol factor max: lolololololololololololol

KH1: after final credits
*Sora wakes up on a beach. bags under his eyes*
Whoa. I made friends with a talking duck... That's the last time I ever trip Paopu Fruit, man...

[yanagi]

The spin the bottle scene was pretty entertaining. It led to me thinking of this. I can't decide if it's inappropriate or not and I'm sure someone will tell me if it is.

Donald and Sora are on the beach.
The sun is just beginning to set and the light plays upon the water, dying it many reds and oranges all along the spectrum and even one or two pinks.

Sora: turns to Donald and grasps his fuzzy white cheeks as he stares into his large, shiny black eyes. Donald stares at him, his mouth open in surprise. He lets out a quiet gasp. “Waught auare yough doieng?”

Sora: “I've loved you since the first time I set eyes on you in traverse town.’

Donald: “Waught abought Kairi?”

Sora: Takes one hand off Donald's cheek and makes a sweeping motion. “Forget about Kairi! You're the one in front of me."
He returns his hand to Donalds' cheek and strokes the soft white down before he begins to lean down with his eyes half closed.

Cut! cut! I can't go any farther than this! I don't even want to try picturing it. Wait, I don’t think I can.

Please, please take note that this only occurred to me once I had read this thread. I don't dream of this! My dreams involve Betty Boop and Dracula; A far more appropriate pairing.

[himinee]

Im sure we have all seen this before.



----KH: CoM---
*When sora was looking for namine.*
*Sora walks in on Marluxia with vexen doing "things"*
Sora:0_o
*Sora walks in on larxean and axel making out*
Sora:0_o
*Sora runs out the frout door*
Sora: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[halen2020]

*sora walks into large hole in space-time*
*falls twenty feet*
Sora: Woah! Where am I?
*Sora gets up, realizes he just fell on Mario*
*Sora makes a Oo face*
Bowser: Mario's dead? FINALLY!! Thanks kid!

Lolol. Sora in mario land...

[halen2020]

... Did I kill it? Again? Am I gonna have to get the Thread Shovel?

[himinee]

No you haven''t killed it it just takes time to think these up.

*During a vacation day all of organization XIII decide to visit a random world*
Axel: Where are we?
Demyx: I don't Know.
Zexion: Hey What does that sign say?
Xigbar: It says... An.. i.. me.. and.. vid.. eo.. game.. conven.. tion.
Vexen: Why is there a poster there that says kingdom hearts center?
Xion: I have a better question. Why are all these people looking at us?
*Every one suddenly relizes a ton of girls are looking at them*
Tons of over hyper fangirls: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*Charges onto the unsuppecting group*
-----End-----


I have always wondered what would happen if organization XIII showed up in a crowd of fan girls.