So yeah....
posthumousParadigm is me in this convo. It was hilarious. XD
Woot for random conversations with strangers!!!
-- sapphireLuminary [SL] began messaging posthumousParadigm [PP] at 14:12 --
[02:12] SL:
HEeeello[02:12] PP: hell0 there
[02:12] SL:
how are you today??[02:12] SL: 
[02:13] PP: i am fine, h0w aß0ut y0urself?
[02:13] SL:
i am quite.[02:13] SL:
....[02:13] SL:
dashing[02:13] SL:
pffffff[02:14] PP: earlier t0day i was "slamming ßeats" with the ßr0wn-texted tr0ll
[02:14] PP: and he directed me t0 the 0ne kn0wn as gamzee
[02:14] SL:
oh wow[02:14] SL:
that is[02:15] SL:
hilarious[02:15] SL:
i gues[02:15] SL:
s[02:15] PP: :u w0uld y0u enj0y the "slamming"?
[02:15] SL:
uh sure![02:16] PP: the 0ne-directi0nal spamming 0f the rhymes and the handling
[02:16] PP: 0f ups and d0wns, syllaßles, s0unds
[02:17] SL:
uhh[02:17] SL:
do i i go next[02:17] PP: if y0u want t0
[02:17] PP: slamming is freed0m
[02:18] SL:
okay[02:18] SL:
i can't waste my time doing things to the minority[02:19] SL:
you know i gotta set my prioriteies[02:19] SL:
disgrundled[02:19] SL:
bad[02:19] PP:
0.0[02:19] SL:
uhh yeah[02:19] PP: n0, its g00d
[02:19] PP: y0 pri0rities are fine, y0u kn0w h0w t0 rhyme
[02:19] PP: y0ur slamming rivals that 0f the knight 0f time
[02:20] SL:
gotta pick yourself back up off of your feet[02:20] SL:
don't waste you days trying to cheat[02:21] SL:
you've gotta think stong and put up a fight[02:21] SL:
even thought your tells you're never gonna be right[02:21] PP: :
[02:21] PP: that's it
[02:21] SL:
hehe[02:22] PP: ßecause this sessi0n can't ße cheated
[02:22] PP: sßurß kicks 0ut the weak and c0ncieted
[02:22] PP: left in its wake are us awes0me pe0ple
[02:22] PP: left t0 face the ßlack dem0n, the reaper
[02:23] SL:
woah aand the beat drops[02:23] SL:
puhhhhhhh[02:23] SL: reaping the benefits of our pasts
[02:23] SL:
gotta be prepared for whatever comes[02:24] SL:
you need to fight and make sure the talent lasts[02:24] SL:
it necessary[02:24] SL:
to succeed[02:24] SL:
you gotta[02:24] SL:
be prepared and never leave[02:25] PP: yyyeeeaaahhhh
[02:25] SL:
woooosssssssssh[02:25] PP: r0ckin and s0ckin and m0ckin th0se shale imps as dey dr0ppin
[02:25] PP: level up, gimme my ß00nßucks, g0nna make them jelly with my strife specißus!!
[02:26] PP: in the land 0f jungles and apathy y0u w0n't garner sympathy
[02:26] PP: th0se steel grey li0ns will eat y0u ßef0re y0u get the chance t0 flee
[02:26] PP: :ddd
[02:26] SL:
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooahhhhhhh[02:27] PP: t0tally the m0st tasteful slamming 0f the m0nth, y0
[02:27] SL:
i think i just tripped over those ILL beats[02:27] PP: i dig y0u.
might i add y0u t0 my chumlist?
[02:27] SL:
go ahead! [02:27] SL: 
-- sapphireLuminary [SL] changed their mood to PLEASANT  --
[02:27] SL:
i'll add you too[02:27] PP: r0ckin :3
[02:28] PP: y0u wanna c0ntinue?
[02:28] SL:
hellllllllllllllyeah[02:28] PP: fw000000sh y0ur turn
[02:29] SL:
We be fighting and feeling the pain[02:29] SL:
gotta make sure ours lives aren't taken in vain[02:30] SL:
don't make our mothers mourn or their hearts will be torn[02:30] SL:
waiting for our return[02:31] PP: 0hdang-- > put fear int0 their hearts!! >:3
[02:32] PP: the scratch is nearing- the mesa, it's already tearing
[02:32] PP: w0rk n0t t0 fail, f0r if s0, it's t0 n0 avail
[02:32] PP: existence will ße wiped, y0, y0u g0tta keep it tight
[02:32] PP: 0r else l0rd english will find his way in da h0use t0night
[02:32] SL:
wop![02:33] SL:
spend too much time looking at the green suns eyes[02:34] SL:
you start to see all the misgivings and the lies[02:34] SL:
eat the gushers cause they givin me the fuel[02:34] SL:
to keep on fighting against the the evil and the cruel[02:35] PP: w0000t
[02:35] PP: w0rkin 0n these rhymes and times with my luminary
[02:35] PP: dat's s0 ßadass, dayum, her ßeats are zetta scary
[02:36] PP: g0nna rise again, g0nna stay, exist, english is d0wn
[02:36] PP: c0me at us ßr0, i kn0w, g0nna make y0u l00k a cl0wn
[02:36] SL:
omg[02:37] SL:
you got it you got it[02:37] PP: hellyeeeeaaahhhh
[02:37] SL:
paradigm is my muse[02:38] SL:
ya'll better write a book on rap that i can use[02:38] SL:
i see that beautiful blue hue[02:39] SL:
it feels like my life has been renewed[02:39] PP: r0ck dat shizz
[02:39] PP: dat sky light ßlu, the text 0f the cl0uds fr0m pr0spit, d00d
[02:40] PP: dat shit ße r0ckin this slam til the universe is thru
[02:40] SL:
your beatz are so rhetorical they make me think things so magical[02:41] SL:
no better way lend[02:41] SL:
your raps then to a friends[02:41] SL:
no i don't feel used[02:41] SL:
these words are practically being abused[02:42] PP: hell yeah lumi, new ßest ßr0 f0 sh0 it's truezies
[02:42] PP: pesterchum is the gate f0r the m0thatruckin rapper d00zies
[02:42] SL: hell yeah
[02:43] PP: ^.^ ßr0s, that's s0me t0tes ßadass shizz
[02:43] SL:
were like reppin for modern day shakespeare in here WHAT[02:44] PP:
[02:44] SL:
we've got a plan to devise[02:44] SL:
i can see it in those eyes[02:45] SL:
i am askin for more what have you got in store[02:45] SL:
on this rap i dwell[02:45] PP: i g0t a plan f0 sh0 y0u kn0w i kn0w what i am d0ing
[02:46] SL:
words have got this spell[02:46] PP: and f0r this rap i g0t a vast st0ryline, it's stewin
[02:47] PP: my ßrain m0ves like c0gs and ideas fl0w f0rever
[02:47] PP: these w0rds s0 light they leave my m0uth like a ph0enix d0wn feather
[02:48] SL:
when you have this kind of respect[02:48] SL:
it has this breathtaking kind of effect[02:49] SL:
everyone knows its true[02:49] SL:
just what these words do to youu[02:50] PP: dat r0cks, f0 sh0, that light ßlue sapphire
[02:50] PP: derse 0r pr0spit, she lights up the spire
[02:50] PP: ((just wondering, female? mean no disrespect by callin you she))
[02:51] SL:
((yeah im a girlheh)[02:51] PP: ((awright, didn't wanna be callin you the wrong gender lol))
[02:51] PP: her raps ße m0ving that m00n with the witch 0f space's p0wer
[02:52] SL:
can't take no shame[02:52] SL:
yelling out that name[02:52] SL:
reasons to stay away[02:53] SL:
but for some reason you need to stay[02:53] SL:
for days[02:53] SL:
you give and take the praise[02:54] SL:
talkin to this privilige[02:54] SL:
has put you on the edge[02:54] PP: w00t, thats what i'm talkin ß0ut
[02:55] PP: respect and friendship n0www
[02:55] PP: i g0t the ß and 0's, lumi's g0t the w0rd and pr0se
[02:56] PP: a share 0f culture, ßeat, and civility
[02:56] PP: 0f party r0ck d0n't let it st0p i'm diggin this y0u see
[02:56] PP: )))
[02:56] SL:
im rappin with the king[02:57] SL:
givin me this esteem[02:57] SL:
of what i expect no less[02:57] SL:
than chattin with those unseen[02:58] PP: ------> that is s0me ßadass shizz. d0 y0u d0 deviantart 0r anything?
[02:58] SL:
yes[02:58] PP: damn right. )
[02:58] PP: want mine?
[02:58] SL:
it is vveirdo but i don't update often because my scanner is borked[02:59] SL: yes 
[02:59] PP: ^.^ n0 pr0ßs
[02:59] PP: i'm b-0nette 0n deviantart
[02:59] SL:
oh wow its so easy to make friens through pesterchum hehe[02:59] PP: xd yeah. ßut it's like b-0nette with0ut the zer0, ßut an actual 0
[03:00] PP: and d0n't w0rry aß0ut it l00kin pr0fessi0nal 0r anything, i'm n0t pr0fessi0nal at all
[03:00] PP: shizz, we sh0uld put this c0nv0 0n the f0rum l0l, ßecause it's s0 ßadass
[03:01] SL:
oh yeahfhgejgbenhortjhjr[03:02] PP: l0l, imma g0 ahead and c0py/paste kay?
[03:02] SL:
okay `````````````````
Before you ask, I know this is more retarded than most (insert equally horrible comparisons here). But it was funny as hell, and damn fun.