Renny Get Your Gun

[yuffie]

Yeah, so, I was writing this up a long long time ago and finally just decided to finish it today. Characters are Aros and Ren bickering back and forth to the tune of "Anything You Can Do" from Annie Get Your Gun.

So yeah, >> enjoy.

Anything you can do I can do better, I can do anything better than you
No you can’t
Yes I can
No way
Yeah, I can
No you can’t
Yes I can, yes, I can!

Anything you can eat, I can eat faster
Why would I want to eat anything faster than you?
Because you’re you...
What’s that supposed to mean?
... And you’re, what again, thirteen?
Fourteen... gee...
Coulda fooled me.

I can see you loom, from across the room
I can tell you’re jealous, when I’m with other fellas.
I can make a fool out of you!
And not make yourself one too?
Yup
I never knew...

Any song you could sing I could sing better.
I could sing anything better than you.
Even if it were screamo?
Yea, but I ain’t emo.
Scat?
Better believe it, brat.
What about funk?
I prefer punk...
Celtic?
I make it authentic!
Folk?
... Was that supposed to be a joke?

Anything you can break I can break faster
I could break anything faster than you!
A five?
A beehive.
A piece of lace?
A vase.
Your face...

Anything you can yell I can louder
I can shout anything louder than you
Like that time at band camp?
That was you, you scamp
Can’t blame me
Whatever, you flea
That was a bit harsh
Just start to march...

Anything you could kill, I could kill faster
Only thing I would kill would hafta be you
With the help of your ‘crew’?
Pushed off a building sound better to you?
I’d hit the ground with a thud...
Heh, you bet bud

Anything you can wear, I’ll still look better
It’s not that hard to look better than you
I only make time and a half...
Hah! What a laugh!
Well, I look nice in a sweater
I can fill it better
Not by much
I oughta kick you in the--
*covers her mouth* Not on my watch

Bah! Anything you could steal I’d steal quicker, if you just try you’ll see I’m better than you
A toupee?
A beret!
A chocolate bar?
A whole damn car!
A kiss?
You wish...

Any joke you can tell, I can tell funnier.
Yeah well... I can tell them sonnier?
That doesn’t even make sense
You’re just too dense
... How’d you like a cut throat?
Don’t think so.
Whatever floats your boat
Come on, don’t gloat
Like you’re one to talk
And you’re one to stalk.

Well, I can cut through steel
I can take the wheel
I can crush a crate
I can fly my ship straight
That’s not that great
Do you sail alot?
Nope
That’s what I thought

Anything you can say, I can rhyme with faster
I could rhyme with anything faster than you
Even if I had a head start?
Not even, you’re not that smart.
Well, anything you could solve I could solve faster.
I could solve anything faster than you!
Zero times one?
None.
Eighteen minus seven.
Eleven...
Okay, so maybe you can.
Yes I can, can, can!
No you can’t, can’t, can’t.
Yes I can!

[lexicon]

Aw, that's cute.


...I mean...

What?

[winterlovesong]

One word:

Win.

[Aryn007]

Very cute. : D

[rook]

Very win, Yuffie.

[Era]

Ah! I like it! x3

That was just plain amazing. Now if only we had a chibi flash video to go along with it. . . Color and everything.

[winterlovesong]

Ren: ... >> << Chibi me?

xD Once again, even though I said it already, this is win. You got Ren's personality down, Yuf, it's hilarious, I love the interaction. xD

[darkunslint]

lol i read that and was like ... wow ... its so compeltely random and at the same time great xD
5/5 ^^

[yuffie]

Hehe, uh, thanks ^^;;

And I probably would draw a flash were I to have the time and Macromedia Flash still on my computer. Oh... and a tablet would be nice xD For now though, many ideas, little used.

Glad I could get Ren's character down, accuracy helps with the humor! x3

[sagefirefox]

I absolutely loved this Yuffie.

...Does anyone know if there's a way to favorite this?